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'You need to slow down.'

Scales

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Lactose intolerance.

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"Is it working?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

'I'm afraid that the thin person inside you screaming to get out is in immanent danger of digeston.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"I don't think using a nail to stop the scale's indicator from moving is a good way to manage your weight."

Racing Forward

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."