Health Risk Adventurer T-Shirts

No Smoking

First aid in mountains

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Women holding onto birds so that her weight seems lower

Scales

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

Lactose intolerance.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"Is it working?"

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"What part of all this can I blame on the pandemic?"

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

Aisle 3; 300 - 500 calories per serving.

'I'm afraid that the thin person inside you screaming to get out is in immanent danger of digeston.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

Psychiatry. I'd be more optimistic about starting a new chapter in my life if all the previous ones hadn't ended in a cliffhanger!