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'O.K, Everyone let's do some yoga!'

All Natural Nothing

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

World's cheapest car

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Lactose intolerance.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"They've replaced the company car."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

Polar Cruises.

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Tourism Industry

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

Man on bike

Please - Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

Doctors' Tour