Health Conscious Travelers Pillows

'O.K, Everyone let's do some yoga!'

All Natural Nothing

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

World's cheapest car

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Lactose intolerance.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

A large lady is exploring the jungle as two cougars watch on - 'Remember what the doctor said Ralph... regular exercise and no fatty foods!'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

Would it hurt to blow my top once a week?

"They've replaced the company car."

"Armstrong, you're the cheapest cheapskate on earth." "Not yet, but a man can dream." "This toothache is killing me but I have no money and no insurance. Do you know where I can find a really cheap dentist?" "Of course. I can give you my guy's name. He works for peanuts." "I’ll get a pen." "You’ll also need a passport and lots of penicillin."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Polar Cruises.

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'It says, 'Get back on the tour bus'.'

Tourism Industry

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Please - Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

"Where are the whales and the seabirds that were promised to be seen on this cruise?"

Man on bike

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'