Wellness Daydreamer Prints

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Unguided imagery

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Card: Get Human Soon!

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Odd Spas

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

Foot Massage

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

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