Spa Daydreamer Gifts

Lady has a cask of sea water sent back from the seaside

Odd Spas

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Foot Massage

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'

"I wish you would quit referring to this establishment as a sweatshop!"

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"It looks brighter over there!"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I miss recess!

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Complete Makeover

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Spa Dog