Spa Lover Gifts

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

At the health spa: "Where's the washroom? I need to detoxify."

Complimentary medicine clinic: 'I just love what you've done with your hair!'

'She's a useless prop forward, but the lads won't say a bad word against her...'

'You must be crazy.'

Ahhh, the delights of hot fizzy cow urine!

'Good news honey! We're able to afford that jacuzzi!'

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Chicken Soup for the Soul.

Woman in a bathtub.

"Sergio... wait!!! Are those vanilla wafers?"

Lobster Hot Tub.

A Manicure

"I'm new here. Any idea on when they fill the hot tub?"

'Mom's Spa'

'Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade...which made me gain weight!'

BEAUTY SHOP, 'You look great, Mom -- we ought to take Dad to the handsomeness shop!'

"Take it from me...you've got to exfoliate."

"You're right, it is beginning to smell rather brothy in here."

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"I can say literally anything and they use it for spa music."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Loofah Lady

'You look great! Had a makeover? Or did you just shed your skin?'

Steaming Pig.

'More bubbles!'

"Honey, this Pierre. He's from Masseurs San Forntieres."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hot Pie Therapy

"He knows the way to a hot spring: Boy it was nice to soak in it and warm up..."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"The secret of my good health? Well, my life is pretty much one long thalassotherapy session!"

"No tat's not your wife sir, she's stood right behind you."

"I'd like to see the menu please."