Canine Spa Daydreamer Gifts

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

PET THEORIES

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cat king.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

Pet Adoptions

The brain of a dog.

Odd Spas

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Keep Off The Hay

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

Foot Massage

When Pugs dream.

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.