Spa Day Dreamer Gifts

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

"I enjoyed the sauna very much, and may I say this is the friendliest bank in my whole business experience?"

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

Bed of nails.

'So how was your winter vacation? . . . That would explain the faint scent of oil/gas mixture you're wearing today.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"How was the gong bath?"

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

"Good, you're up. Turn on the jets, please."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

The Cat Spa

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"You're incredibly tight."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"