Spa Day Seeker Gifts

Complete Makeover

Being Pampered.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Woman in a bathtub.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"