Spa Day Seeker Gifts

Complete Makeover

Being Pampered.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Loofah Lady

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Woman in a bathtub.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Odd Spas

"Getting a Brazilian has been nothing like I expected."