Spa Day Gifts

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Loofah Lady

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Spa Dog

"You're incredibly tight."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Complete Makeover