Spa Day Gifts

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Loofah Lady

"I'd like the mud and the hot rocks therapy. Tell me more about this slingshot treatment."

Spa

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

A Manicure

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Take a break, Archimedes. A nice soak in the bath will work wonders.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Complete Makeover

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"You're incredibly tight."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Spa Dog