Spa Seekers Gifts

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

The Cat Spa

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"You're incredibly tight."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'