Sauna Seekers Gifts

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

Frog in the puddles.

Protest

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Complete Makeover

Towny Music Night.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Being Pampered.

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'The old one fell apart.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

Death takes a holiday.

"Ed is back from his silent cocoon retreat."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"So what's your success rate?"

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

DIY pedicure

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."