Sauna Adventurers Gifts

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Fish hunting for men.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's my boy!"

Cruise.

"That's the deep end."

Romance on the Yacht

'No surf?'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

Canoeing Incorrectly

Water skier sees steep hill sign.