Sauna Adventurers Gifts

Well, the sauna was a stupid idea - all I'm doing is panting.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Fish hunting for men.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"That's the deep end."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Romance on the Yacht

"That's my boy!"

Cruise.

'No surf?'

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Water skier sees steep hill sign.