Pool Adventurers Gifts

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Swimming Prankster

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"That's my boy!"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"That's the deep end."

'No surf?'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"