Pool Adventurers Gifts

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Swimming Prankster

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'No surf?'

Cruise.

"That's my boy!"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"That's the deep end."

Sea Horse outside saloon