Polar Adventurers Gifts

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Pull...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Dog Igloo.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'