Polar Traveller Gifts

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Desert Island Meals.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Desert Island Fantasies

PIna Colada

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'