Polar Traveller Gifts

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Desert Island Meals.

Pina Coladas

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Desert Island Fantasies

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

PIna Colada

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Dog Igloo.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."