South Pole Traveler Gifts

Look! A streaker!

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"That was naughty AND nice."

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Polar Bear Play.

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

North Pole with Sundial.

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I think it's called a puddle."

'I may be gone for some time.'

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'What's for lunch, mom?'

Eskimo finds directions board.

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

Retired Snails.

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'Are we there yet?'

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.