South Pole Enthusiasts Gifts

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Laptop Dancing.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Look! A streaker!

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"It's a polo pony"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I think it's called a puddle."

Erotica

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

A North pole dancer.

Eskimo finds directions board.

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

The Pole Jumper.

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'Still Snow!'

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'