Pole Position Enthusiast Gifts

Polelitical Correctness

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Pole Star

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Leap Frog

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Quit moving"

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

A man carves a totem pole

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Could you keep still?"

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Michael Schumacher.

Inconvenient glass of water.

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

The Pole Jumper.

'This is just the warm up.'

Are the North Pole bars closed?

North Pole Dances