Pole Position Enthusiast Pillows

Polelitical Correctness

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Pole Star

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Leap Frog

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'Do you know any other poses?'

"Quit moving"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"It's a polo pony"

'Nobody reads anymore.'

A man carves a totem pole

"Could you keep still?"

"That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen."

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

'This pole dancing is fun.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

North Pole Dances

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Erotica

The Pole Jumper.

Inconvenient glass of water.

'This is just the warm up.'

Are the North Pole bars closed?