North Pole Enthusiasts Gifts

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

"I think it's called a puddle."

"I told you not to break so hard."

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call