North Pole Enthusiasts Mugs

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's Helpers

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Night of the Living Reindeer

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"That was naughty AND nice."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I think it's called a puddle."

Filling up with Deersil.

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

"They represent the candy cane guild."