North Pole Enthusiast Gifts

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'Well a significant pay rise does seem reasonable...And I don't think anyone would argue that you should have your workload reduced...'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"That was naughty AND nice."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Polar Bear Play.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I think it's called a puddle."

'I may be gone for some time.'

Filling up with Deersil.

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"