North Pole Admirers Gifts

Santa's Workshop: Elves' Artisan Co-Op

'Naughty, nice, nice, A.D.D, naughty, A.D.D, A.D.D, nice....these lists are getting more confusing every year!'

The interested bystanders.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Aargh, Many Trees

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Arctic Tongue

Winter & Spring

Polar bears waiting for fish and toast.

Polar Bear Play.

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Cats waiting for fish.

"I think it's called a puddle."

"The fish is actually the bait: I'm fishing for seals..."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"Santa's workshopping"