Polar Post Enthusiasts Gifts

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

The interested bystanders.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Football fan

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Fine Print Letters

Aargh, Many Trees

How much for the lamp post?

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Cutting round an igloo...

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Winter & Spring

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

Polar bears waiting for fish and toast.

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'I may be gone for some time.'

"I think it's called a puddle."

"I told you not to get central heating."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

A North pole dancer.