Polar Post Enthusiasts Pillows

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

The interested bystanders.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Football fan

Fine Print Letters

Aargh, Many Trees

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

How much for the lamp post?

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Cutting round an igloo...

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Penguins Hitching on Sled

Polar bears waiting for fish and toast.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Polar Bear Play.

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Winter & Spring

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'I may be gone for some time.'

"I think it's called a puddle."

"I told you not to get central heating."

'Your dinner will be a little late - the mail hasn't come yet.'

"The fish is actually the bait: I'm fishing for seals..."