North Pole Admirers Pillows

'Naughty, nice, nice, A.D.D, naughty, A.D.D, A.D.D, nice....these lists are getting more confusing every year!'

The interested bystanders.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Aargh, Many Trees

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"That was naughty AND nice."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Polar bears waiting for fish and toast.

'It was time to defrost the fridge.'

Arctic Tongue

Polar Bear Play.

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Penguins Hitching on Sled

Winter & Spring

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

Cats waiting for fish.

"I think it's called a puddle."

Eskimo finds directions board.

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"The fish is actually the bait: I'm fishing for seals..."

'Swim ten miles to the next icefloe.'