North Pole Aficionados Pillows

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I think it's called a puddle."

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Eskimo finds directions board.

"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Santa's workshopping"

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"