North Pole Aficionado Pillows

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"That was naughty AND nice."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

To Antarctica

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

Polar Bear Play.

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."