North Pole Aficionado Pillows

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

To Antarctica

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."