North Pole Adventurers Pillows

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Cryonics Kit'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

North Pole with Sundial.

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'The winters are nothing like the old days!'

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

Deep Snow All Around

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.