Polar Adventurer Pillows

'Polar expeditions are easy now! Thanks to global warming.'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'Mind if we join you?'

"It's bad Sir. We're out of supplies, lost and I don't think Captain Scott understands the gravity of our situation."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Yes, of course I'm sure this is the magnetic North Pole! But who the hell left that bloody great solenoid here??'

Penguin

Deep Snow All Around

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Cryonics Kit'

Nanook regrets trading his snowshoes for skis.

Captain Scott reaches the South Pole after Roald Amundsen

Excess Baggage: Experiences travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

Tunnel of icebergs.

Noah's brother Phill, doomed them all when he got lost.

Arctic fishing

'...Hello anybody home?'

'Harpooning whales is easy †the hard part is filling out the environmental impact statements.

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

The North Face. The South Face.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'