Polar Explorer Wannabe Pillows

"You get to stay a year in Antarctica, while I have to stay here in Hawaii, to apply for grants to extend your research time there."

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

Next time, bring a map.

'Hey,NUKKA! Looks like we have some NEW neighbours!'

Your Bath's Ready.

True North Moves Again.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Save Our Universe

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Rainbow/Horizon

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."