Polar Explorer Wannabe Pillows

"You get to stay a year in Antarctica, while I have to stay here in Hawaii, to apply for grants to extend your research time there."

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

Next time, bring a map.

'Hey,NUKKA! Looks like we have some NEW neighbours!'

Your Bath's Ready.

True North Moves Again.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Save Our Universe

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"You're not going anywhere, young man, until you probe and release your catch!"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Rainbow/Horizon

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'