Pranksome Polar Explorer Pillows

'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Pushy Dog

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Can I have a look at the map?

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Penguin Remote

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Pull...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'