Polar Pranksters Pillows

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'ok, who threw that?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Children in a Nursery.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Hide and Seek

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"So there's this big Mother...."

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."

"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."

Factory-Second Magic 8 Balls