Polar Punsters Pillows

INUIT, OUT-UIT The Inuit'sEskimo's version of office In Out trays.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Tree house.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Is the water cold?'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Hallelujah!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Hamlet.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Hands off my IP

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

Cutting round an igloo...

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Pork Sausage.