'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'
Polar Pranksters Gifts
Looking for a gift for the polar prankster in your life? Whether they love icy jokes, winter antics, or just have a cool sense of humor, our collection of creative gifts will bring a smile. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, find something that captures their frosty fun. Celebrate their playful spirit and love for all things chilly with a gift that’s as cool as they are.
Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."
"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."
ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.
'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'
Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...
'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'
Back to the Holidays
"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."
'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'
"I think we both know who did it...."
'ok, who threw that?'
Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.
'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'
Children in a Nursery.
'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'
'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'
"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."
'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'
Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?
"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"
"So there's this big Mother...."
"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."
Children must be accompanied by an adult.
"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"
I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.
"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."
Hide and Seek
Modern animal communication
The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.
'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.
"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."
"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."
"If you kids must have food fights, try not to do it when the cafeteria is serving soup."
Polar Pranksters Gifts Collection
Polar Pranksters Mugs
Looking for more fun mugs? Explore our entire collection of polar prankster mugs for more icy humor and cool designs.
Polar Pranksters Pillows
Browse our cozy polar prankster pillows and add a playful, frosty touch to any room or lounge.
Polar Pranksters Prints
Check out our collection of playful polar prankster prints to decorate your space with cool, humorous winter art.
Polar Pranksters T-Shirts
Discover our full range of polar prankster t-shirts and find the perfect witty top for winter jokes and chilly humor.