Planetary Pranksters Gifts

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The Adventures of God

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Water is discovered on the moon....

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Cosmonaughty

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

The Dark Side of the Moon.

He's very defensive about his personal space.

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

"The planet appears to be inhabitable but more like low-income inhabitable."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

Mooning Moon

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

'Mars is known as the 'red planet'? Does it have debt problem like ours?'

When Astronomers Party.

Moon Prank

God Catching Planets