Cosmic Prankster Gifts

The Adventures of God

Alien Prank

Mooning Moon

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news

Astronaut 'mooning' at his colleague

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Not now, Oliver."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Cosmonaughty

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Wishing Well

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupididy' and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein. Our colleague and I were going to debate, with me arguing the universe is finite and he's arguing that it's infinite. But he pulled out saying the debate organizers are biased against his position. He didn't believe they were simply advising folks to arrive early when they said "space is limited."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."