Sci-fi Prankster Gifts

"Eww...put those back."

"Oh, Lord! Not on our first date!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

The Adventures of God

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'I could eat you.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

The Ascent of Man.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Wishing Well

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."