Science Prankster Gifts

Before the linear accelerator.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Mrs Gribley suspected her children may be experimenting with drugs.'

Bad science drives out good.

Gravity - What good is it?

Professor Dawkins was kindly asked not to return after his presentation on 'String Theory'.

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Have you been playing around with genetic engineering? Yes, sorry!

"Too much torque?"

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

"We are not responsible for the mistakes of technology.' "WE are not responsible for the mistakes of bureaucracy."

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Catch this!'

'Okay - who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer.'

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

While Mr. Hunter was not looking, students in his chemistry class used lab tubing to escape, one at a time.

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

Wishing Well

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

"Dang kids in the Physics Department messin' with old Mitch's flashlight again!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

The Adventures of God

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'Catch this!'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Checkmate!'