Scientific Pranksters Gifts

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

The Adventures of God

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Catch this!'

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Wishing Well

Tank color choices.

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'When I asked for funding of my rooster egg laying research, I was told the chick is in the male.'

"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."

Mooning Moon