Laboratory Pranksters Gifts

I don't know what he put in our bodies, but it's going right back in his coffee.

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

At Lego corporate headquarters.

'Catch this!'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"It's dress down day!"

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Cuckoo bird in office.

Drink Me.

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

Wishing Well