Lab Prankster Gifts

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Adding Mercury Nitrate.

'Hendrickson, grow up! And you Roberts, stop encouraging him!'

'Hey, you, the geek with the Coke bottle glasses and a fat nose ... 'Obnoxious Fumes.'

Drink Me.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Bo're'droom

Here and There Trays

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."