Lab Jokester Gifts

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"Turns out I'm not the wise old paramecium I thought I was."

Lab. Unless you thoroughly scrub your hands, you can't do pure research.

"These stem cells taste funny."

'We got lucky. We could have ended up with cosmetics testing!'

'Okay - who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer.'

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'You lacked the necessary maturity to see this project through ... NAH-NAH A YEAH YEAH!'

Conserve Energy Turn Off Atom Smasher When Not In Use.

Breakthrough by a comic

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Laptop Dancing.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'