Lab Jokesters Gifts

"I don't like the look of things, Henshaw."

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

DNA Xmas.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'A lackluster style got me to where I am, and a lackluster style is going to keep me here.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."