Lab Jokesters Gifts

"I don't like the look of things, Henshaw."

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"I've called this meeting so I could see all of you squirm."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"It's dress down day!"

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.