Lab Jokers Gifts

The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Giggle.

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Frankenfish

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'Its simple: we're the nanotechnology department.'

"You're on mute."

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!