Lab Joker Gifts

'I failed science.'

"I know diversity is the big trend in business, German, but I'm going another way."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Jerk Gene

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

DNA Xmas.

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."