Experimental Joker Gifts

"Well, did it work?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Good News about winter

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

Fittd shēt

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

E=Emcee Squared

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Prisoner still life painting.