Experimental Joker Mugs

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

"Well, did it work?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Candid Camera store.

Fittd shēt

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

E=Emcee Squared

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."